You might be a redneck if........
And this is the reason the "D" is missing from Grandpa......
I made my dad a birthday cake. Well, there weren't enough D's in the package. So we had to be all redneck and spell Grandpa without the D.
I made my dad a birthday cake. Well, there weren't enough D's in the package. So we had to be all redneck and spell Grandpa without the D.
So, you might be a redneck if you spell grandpa
GRAN-PA.
And check out pop's new hat. It says "Grandfather of Twins". He loved it.
Now everyone can ask him......"Are they girl/boy, girl/girl, or boy/boy twins?"
And he can say "They are girl/boy."
Then they can ask...."Are they identical?"
Then he can say, "No, one is a girl and one is a boy." :):)